head towards plantation bay. first left after mactan doctors hospital. left side.
Villa Magallanes people!
Monday, January 29, 2007
Directions to Villa Magallanes
head towards plantation bay. first left after mactan doctors hospital. left side.
Villa Magallanes people!
FAMOUS SEX QUOTES - funny !
Famous quotes on Sex
# My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
# Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
# Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.
St. Augustine
# I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Tom Clancy
# You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
# Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
# Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
# There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Lynn Lavner
# Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
# Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
George Burns
# Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships
Sharon Stone
# My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
# Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
# Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
# Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
# According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
# There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
# There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
# Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
# See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
# My family never raised me to have a vagina.
Roseanne
# An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
# Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
George Carlin
# Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
# One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Jane Austen
# Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.
Alex Walsh
# When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederike Ryder
# My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
# Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
# Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.
St. Augustine
# I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Tom Clancy
# You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
# Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
# Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
# There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Lynn Lavner
# Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
# Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
George Burns
# Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships
Sharon Stone
# My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
# Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
# Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
# Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
# According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
# There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
# There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
# Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
# See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
# My family never raised me to have a vagina.
Roseanne
# An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
# Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
George Carlin
# Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
# One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Jane Austen
# Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.
Alex Walsh
# When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederike Ryder
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Husband caught cheating LIVE!!!
Absolutely funny!
This guy is caught LIVE over the air on Radio cheating with his wife!
It just doesn't get any better than this. Well worth the 5 minutes !
http://www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband
This guy is caught LIVE over the air on Radio cheating with his wife!
It just doesn't get any better than this. Well worth the 5 minutes !
http://www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Pictures Pictures Pictures!
Will be adding LOTS of pictures to the multiply.com site so check it often. Will add all old albums weekly
click here ... http://cebusharks.multiply.com/
click here ... http://cebusharks.multiply.com/
Monday, January 22, 2007
SINULOG 07
Sharks! Finally got our Multiply album up and running thanx to saints.
CLick here to see our PICS ... http://cebusharks.multiply.com/photos/album/2
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Sharks Trivia :
Sharks and Sharkettes Trivia :
1) Who massaged a guys feet thinking it was a girls ?
2) Who usually sleeps after 2 hours of drinking? marky
3) Who is in love with one of the sharkettes r.... ?
4) Who has a crush with one of the sharkettes ?
5) Who's line is this... "Sakit te il part..." bags
6) Who does "self practice" ? makoy
7) Who urinates in his shorts when drunk ? a.... ayaw lang hehehe
8) Who rides a broomstick ?
9) Who ...
10) Who had his shoes filled up with "nokos"
11) Who left his shoes at home for the superbowl game? art art
12) Who cried after losing in the Nationals ? daghan
13) Who had a gun pointed at his face in the boat trip to borakay 2005 ?
14) Who's underwear was frozen inside the ref in borakay ?
15) Who's slippers were super glued together in borakay ?
16) Who's underwear dissappeared ?
17) Which male shark got drunk and which male shark did he kiss ?
18) Who is the loudest sharkette ?
19) Who is the loudest shark?
20) Who is the sharkette na pinaka pala inum? majority
21) Sa Sharks ? majoriy
22) Whos Shoes ge taguan pag xmas party 2006? ching
23) Who put on a show during xmas party 2006
24) Who got pushed into the water against his will ?
25) Who slipped and na slide trying to push butchoy in the water ?
26) Kinsay Shark nga di dalhan ug 5 gallons of water ?
27) Kinsay Shark nga na ay 20 ka miss calls from his wife?
28) who's line - "Sakit hamstring". harry
29) Kinsay shark ge sug sug sa starmart nya nang luod ?
30) Kinsay hero 7on7 season 7 regular season sharks/flamingos ?
31) Kinsa pinakatapulan mu workout ?
32) Kinsang uyab dimalas kung dad un sa duwa ? kang hey,hehehehe
33) Kinsay under sa uyab (local) ? butchoy
34) Kinsay under sa uyab (overseas) ? marky
35) Kinsay under sa asawa ?
36) Kinsay mu hatag ug 3 days sa oyab/asawa kung mu laag ?
37) Kinsay shark ni tiguwang na kay ang uyab ge panghambog nag balik balik ra d ay ?
38) Kinsay taga sharkettes naka inum sa beer nga na ay P4.00 sa shawarmahan.
39) Kinsay ni hilak sa beach house ng sharkette nahubog ?
40) Kinsay di magpapuli sa microphone ? kareem
41) Kinsay nag chula sa borakay ?
42) Kinsa nga shark ni dagan wa apasa sa sharkettes didto borakay ?
43) Kinsa duha ka sharks mu sud sa CR sa bantayan ?
44) Kinsay shark nga nangheneksek gabe ing dako sa bantayan kay gepapitlan ug chewing gum ang buhok ?
45) Kinsay shark naka shampoo sa DOMEX ?
46) Kinsay shark naka toothbrush sa Elmers glue nga toothpaste (nya nagpasangil nalibang) ?
47) Kinsay shark coach ge bu bu an ug tubig sa panglao ?
48) Kinsang opaw nga hapit patya sa taga sharks sa borakay ?
49) Kinsay shark nga hapit ni patay sa usa ka shark kay ge butangan ug bas ang lubot sa bantayan ?
50) Kinsay shark nga ge duct tape an didto sa panglao nya ge bu buoan arun mu mata ?
51) Kinsay shark nga nag andam ug dog food para e lawg sa uban unya siya ra diay to mauy na unay ?
52) Kinsay shark nga nag brief sa borakay nag suroy suroy?
53) Kinsay sharkettes nga pinaka daghan ug fans ?
54) Kinsay ni apas kadlawng daku ngadto mabolo kay na ay gi pangita ?
55) Kinsay ni uli sa ila nag lo lo ?
56) Kinsay sharkettes nag pa hobog hobog sa kauna grill nya wa d ay ?
57) Kinsay sharks pina ka ha it ug tingug kung mahubog ?
58) "Bahala kang bayhana ka dha" - whos line ?
59) Kinsay nananghed mu uli pag pista 2006 nya nag disco pa d ay ?
60) Kinsang uyab ge kabuangan ug text nga "nindot kayo diri sa borakay, daghang mas gwapa pa nimu diri"
61) Kinsay na black eye?
62) Where did "babanam kevalam" start ? boracay
63) Where was the sharks first championship ? c.i.s. sak2 ba?
64) Who played only 1 season w/ sharks ? patrick benedicto
65) Who's recruit is the best ? daghan man pero mrag kang pamping guro part.
66) Who's recruit is the worst ? daghan man, hehehehe
67) Who's recruit sipa ka ayo ug tingug ang motor ?
68) Who's recruit mag da ug take home ?
69) Who's recruit mas ma ayo pa mu kanta kaysa duwa ?
70) Who's recruit nga daku ka ayo ug lawas. Ma u ra na. marky's
71) Kinsang recruit tig bantay sa menteryo? kang dodong
72) Kinsang recruit tig hakot ug harina sa GMC ?
73) "No stretching dong"- kinsa ni recruit ?
74) Kinsay ni hilak sa beach house ge taguan ang cell phone ? wahahaha, chokloy
75) Kinsay wa mu uli sa elaha ?
76) Kinsang uyab naka ligo sa manila ? kang hey
77) Kinsay nag abot sa elevator sa manila ? harry ug charlie
78) Kinsay ge kurentehan sa stun gun sa panglao ?
79) Kinsay ng lakaw gkan ccmc to redemtorist ug cebu doc to sandtrap? Toink!!!
80) Kinsay ng hilak pg sinulog?
81) Kinsa gipang hilantan pg sinulog?
82) Kinsay twins?
83) kinsay sharkettes mas mo kaon kan on kaysa sod an?
84) Kinsay sharkettes pina ka sabaan og pina ka hilomon?
Post your answers ! If you have more trivia to add, feel free to add it!
1) Who massaged a guys feet thinking it was a girls ?
2) Who usually sleeps after 2 hours of drinking? marky
3) Who is in love with one of the sharkettes r.... ?
4) Who has a crush with one of the sharkettes ?
5) Who's line is this... "Sakit te il part..." bags
6) Who does "self practice" ? makoy
7) Who urinates in his shorts when drunk ? a.... ayaw lang hehehe
8) Who rides a broomstick ?
9) Who ...
10) Who had his shoes filled up with "nokos"
11) Who left his shoes at home for the superbowl game? art art
12) Who cried after losing in the Nationals ? daghan
13) Who had a gun pointed at his face in the boat trip to borakay 2005 ?
14) Who's underwear was frozen inside the ref in borakay ?
15) Who's slippers were super glued together in borakay ?
16) Who's underwear dissappeared ?
17) Which male shark got drunk and which male shark did he kiss ?
18) Who is the loudest sharkette ?
19) Who is the loudest shark?
20) Who is the sharkette na pinaka pala inum? majority
21) Sa Sharks ? majoriy
22) Whos Shoes ge taguan pag xmas party 2006? ching
23) Who put on a show during xmas party 2006
24) Who got pushed into the water against his will ?
25) Who slipped and na slide trying to push butchoy in the water ?
26) Kinsay Shark nga di dalhan ug 5 gallons of water ?
27) Kinsay Shark nga na ay 20 ka miss calls from his wife?
28) who's line - "Sakit hamstring". harry
29) Kinsay shark ge sug sug sa starmart nya nang luod ?
30) Kinsay hero 7on7 season 7 regular season sharks/flamingos ?
31) Kinsa pinakatapulan mu workout ?
32) Kinsang uyab dimalas kung dad un sa duwa ? kang hey,hehehehe
33) Kinsay under sa uyab (local) ? butchoy
34) Kinsay under sa uyab (overseas) ? marky
35) Kinsay under sa asawa ?
36) Kinsay mu hatag ug 3 days sa oyab/asawa kung mu laag ?
37) Kinsay shark ni tiguwang na kay ang uyab ge panghambog nag balik balik ra d ay ?
38) Kinsay taga sharkettes naka inum sa beer nga na ay P4.00 sa shawarmahan.
39) Kinsay ni hilak sa beach house ng sharkette nahubog ?
40) Kinsay di magpapuli sa microphone ? kareem
41) Kinsay nag chula sa borakay ?
42) Kinsa nga shark ni dagan wa apasa sa sharkettes didto borakay ?
43) Kinsa duha ka sharks mu sud sa CR sa bantayan ?
44) Kinsay shark nga nangheneksek gabe ing dako sa bantayan kay gepapitlan ug chewing gum ang buhok ?
45) Kinsay shark naka shampoo sa DOMEX ?
46) Kinsay shark naka toothbrush sa Elmers glue nga toothpaste (nya nagpasangil nalibang) ?
47) Kinsay shark coach ge bu bu an ug tubig sa panglao ?
48) Kinsang opaw nga hapit patya sa taga sharks sa borakay ?
49) Kinsay shark nga hapit ni patay sa usa ka shark kay ge butangan ug bas ang lubot sa bantayan ?
50) Kinsay shark nga ge duct tape an didto sa panglao nya ge bu buoan arun mu mata ?
51) Kinsay shark nga nag andam ug dog food para e lawg sa uban unya siya ra diay to mauy na unay ?
52) Kinsay shark nga nag brief sa borakay nag suroy suroy?
53) Kinsay sharkettes nga pinaka daghan ug fans ?
54) Kinsay ni apas kadlawng daku ngadto mabolo kay na ay gi pangita ?
55) Kinsay ni uli sa ila nag lo lo ?
56) Kinsay sharkettes nag pa hobog hobog sa kauna grill nya wa d ay ?
57) Kinsay sharks pina ka ha it ug tingug kung mahubog ?
58) "Bahala kang bayhana ka dha" - whos line ?
59) Kinsay nananghed mu uli pag pista 2006 nya nag disco pa d ay ?
60) Kinsang uyab ge kabuangan ug text nga "nindot kayo diri sa borakay, daghang mas gwapa pa nimu diri"
61) Kinsay na black eye?
62) Where did "babanam kevalam" start ? boracay
63) Where was the sharks first championship ? c.i.s. sak2 ba?
64) Who played only 1 season w/ sharks ? patrick benedicto
65) Who's recruit is the best ? daghan man pero mrag kang pamping guro part.
66) Who's recruit is the worst ? daghan man, hehehehe
67) Who's recruit sipa ka ayo ug tingug ang motor ?
68) Who's recruit mag da ug take home ?
69) Who's recruit mas ma ayo pa mu kanta kaysa duwa ?
70) Who's recruit nga daku ka ayo ug lawas. Ma u ra na. marky's
71) Kinsang recruit tig bantay sa menteryo? kang dodong
72) Kinsang recruit tig hakot ug harina sa GMC ?
73) "No stretching dong"- kinsa ni recruit ?
74) Kinsay ni hilak sa beach house ge taguan ang cell phone ? wahahaha, chokloy
75) Kinsay wa mu uli sa elaha ?
76) Kinsang uyab naka ligo sa manila ? kang hey
77) Kinsay nag abot sa elevator sa manila ? harry ug charlie
78) Kinsay ge kurentehan sa stun gun sa panglao ?
79) Kinsay ng lakaw gkan ccmc to redemtorist ug cebu doc to sandtrap? Toink!!!
80) Kinsay ng hilak pg sinulog?
81) Kinsa gipang hilantan pg sinulog?
82) Kinsay twins?
83) kinsay sharkettes mas mo kaon kan on kaysa sod an?
84) Kinsay sharkettes pina ka sabaan og pina ka hilomon?
Post your answers ! If you have more trivia to add, feel free to add it!
Monday, January 15, 2007
SINULOG 07
hello everyone! SINULOG NAPUD!
Please stop by the SHARKS tent. Akross karrettas cemetery, beside VECO. Easy access for parking. 1pm onwards. see you there! please wear your shark shirts!
Please stop by the SHARKS tent. Akross karrettas cemetery, beside VECO. Easy access for parking. 1pm onwards. see you there! please wear your shark shirts!
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